Men were voted the best drivers in the world again by an independent global poll, London News can confirm.
The poll clearly showed that as a nation, men park a car almost perfectly, 99.9% of the time, only for women to lag behind with a pitiful 18.8%. Women’s reverse park impairment is costing their husbands millions of pounds a year in parking fines.
One married man said, “I’d wish they’d teach us this at school, I’m definitely getting divorced”.
John who has been working as a traffic warden for nearly 25 years, almost died of a heart attack last Thursday, when he saw what appeared to be a woman execute the perfect reverse park using only her mirrors. He said, “I would like to thank all the doctors and nurses at Great Wakening Hospital for helping me to recover from this trauma. Without them, I wouldn’t be here today.”
Members of the public have been urged to remain calm and alert to the danger of women’s reverse parking and report any suspicious activity to the police.
