Megan Hates the Weather – Black Clouds Split the Royal Family!
White clouds in the UK are shocked and stunned that Prince Harry is being whisked away by black thunderous UK
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Author: Gary Victory
Shamima Begum Will Fly to Brussels to Get UK Better Brexit Deal
The ISIS bride who named her baby after an ‘Islamic warlord’ is now planning her trip to Brussels to meet with UK Prime
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Tight Jeans Must Go! Men’s Health Warning Says Top Scientist!
A British born Scientist named Dr Shakin Stevens at the University of Fashion has revealed evidence that men who wear
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UK women voted BEST makeup artists in the world
If you’re getting ready to go out this evening, you’re going to look stunning according to a group of drunken
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UK to Declare War on Germany after Brexit
The UK has large shiny tanks and ammo ready to roll into Merkel’s Deutschland once we officially retreat from the
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Parents thank surgeon with chocolate for impressive work on daughter
A top surgeon has been thanked with a large bar of Cadbury’s Dairy Milk after their beautiful young daughter walked
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Lineker & Shearer poised to take over I’m a Celebrity
It’s reported because of Alan Shearer’s Newcastle connections, that the BBC football duo may switch to ITV and present, I’m
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Windsor guard gives Windsor tourist a right battering
It has today emerged from The Sun website that a Hulk Hogan wannabe guardsman shoved a tourist from behind after
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Trump style UK border closure as heatwave continues
The UK government (excluding Scotland and Nicola Sturgeon) is drafting plans to stop anyone from coming into the country. A
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Salmon can’t believe he ended up in Morrisons
Born and bred Scottish salmon are in protest against being packaged and sent to local supermarkets. New figures released by
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