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She missed the last-minute train to work for extra Sunbed Session

July 19, 2018July 21, 2018 Gary Victory 0 Comments

White women are frequently using sunbeds as a last minute tanning solution before going on holiday. JP banking receptionist Emma

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Serial Tinder man gets major thumb cramp on a hot date

July 19, 2018July 21, 2018 Gary Victory 0 Comments

The hugely successful dating app, Tinder, is causing controversy over its ability to send shooting pains and cramp through into

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Donald Trump shares spaghetti with Vladimir Putin then visits Funky Buddha

July 19, 2018July 21, 2018 Gary Victory 0 Comments

Italians around the world are celebrating like they’ve won the World Cup after president Trump and Russian leader Putin both

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Croydon man discovers he’s a real woman while flying home from Spain!

July 19, 2018July 21, 2018 Gary Victory 0 Comments

Changes in sexuality are occurring more frequently after Stag & Hen parties! Damien Smith (now also known as Sally) from

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Conservative politician jailed for being funny

July 19, 2018July 21, 2018 Gary Victory 0 Comments

A Teresa May backbencher has been jailed for 4 weeks for being ridiculously funny. Police stopped a man from Hammersmith

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Brentwood residents in UPROAR as Fake Tan sells out

July 19, 2018July 21, 2018 Gary Victory 0 Comments

Brentwood Town centre, or more commonly known as The Only Way is Essex, has had its lifeblood supply of fake

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UK to Declare War on Germany after Brexit
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UK to Declare War on Germany after Brexit

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The UK has large shiny tanks and ammo ready to roll into Merkel’s Deutschland once we officially retreat from the

Tottenham Hotspur fans get Hammered by West Ham as England fail to win the World Cup
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Tottenham Hotspur fans get Hammered by West Ham as England fail to win the World Cup

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Tommy Robinson to get Knighthood for services to English Defence League
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Tommy Robinson to get Knighthood for services to English Defence League

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Teresa May books a table at a top London Nightclub
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Teresa May books a table at a top London Nightclub

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