UK to Declare War on Germany after Brexit
The UK has large shiny tanks and ammo ready to roll into Merkel’s Deutschland once we officially retreat from the
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Tottenham Hotspur fans get Hammered by West Ham as England fail to win the World Cup
Both Harry Kane and Kieran Dier have refused to attend pre-season training amid fears West Ham fans will heavily abuse
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Tommy Robinson to get Knighthood for services to English Defence League
Facebook users across the country are preparing to sign a petition to honour and knight the far-right activist who co-founded
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Teresa May books a table at a top London Nightclub
Partygoers at the prestigious London nightclub were shocked when Teresa May and her cabinet ministers reserved a table at Chinawhites.
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Teachers labeled LAZY as classroom grades plummet
Teachers at a top comprehensive school in the north of England have been labelled lazy and pathetic by angry parents.
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Serial Tinder man gets major thumb cramp on a hot date
The hugely successful dating app, Tinder, is causing controversy over its ability to send shooting pains and cramp through into
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School dinner lady becomes school SEX education teacher overnight
Austerity measures in the UK have forced one school to use its experienced dinner lady as a lead sex classroom
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Premier league club buys player with Bitcoin
The cryptocurrency world will be celebrating using a trumpet tonight after a top premier league club negotiated terms using Bitcoin.
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Paul Pogba asks to keep World Cup trophy in his bedroom
Congratulations to France and all the teams who participated at this year’s football World Cup tournament. Now the English premier
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My cocaine addiction is actually protein powder
The supply of cocaine in the capital is falling, with dealers now looking for alternative powders to make money. London
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