Rumours that Danny Dyer will run for London mayor are surfacing today.
The TV star is said to be preparing his army of influencers to oust underperforming mayor Sadiq Khan who was elected in 2016. It’s no surprise as close friend Tamer Hassan calls for him to “go for it my son”.
Should he be elected, he’s promised the following in a pre-drafted manifesto:
Ban Uber in London (protect the black taxi you mugs)
Allow for all night partying to get proper mushed
Extra bank holidays to allow geezers to get right on it
A geezer living in the same street as Danny said, “He’s got his nut down at the moment, which means something big and proper is gonna happen”.
London News thinks Danny Dyer would be a great London mayor. Let’s av-it!
