Austerity measures in the UK have forced one school to use its experienced dinner lady as a lead sex classroom teacher.
Inspectors were horrified to find an unqualified teacher had graded kids work.
Ofsted, the UK’s Office for Standards in Education, reported that the quality of marking was outstanding. As a result, the dinner lady is now the school’s go-to person for sexual advice for both children and other staff.
One qualified male teacher at the school commented saying, “She’s always serving bangers in the canteen, good luck to her.”
The rise of unqualified teaching staff in schools have risen dramatically over the last 12 months, prompting the government to consider if teachers should be qualified at all.