Serial Tinder man gets major thumb cramp on a hot date

The hugely successful dating app, Tinder, is causing controversy over its ability to send shooting pains and cramp through into the muscles located in the thumb.

Billy spoke to us briefly about his scrolling habit.

He said, “I’m constantly using Tinder. There are so many chicks wanting to date me; it’s impossible not to flick through them all”.

The problem for Billy is he now suffers from “involuntary thumb twitching,” which is causing him deep embarrassment when on a hot date.

One top professor said, “thumb twitching occurs because of stress, the stress of choosing whom to date next”.

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