Shamima Begum Will Fly to Brussels to Get UK Better Brexit Deal

The ISIS bride who named her baby after an ‘Islamic warlord’ is now planning her trip to Brussels to meet with UK Prime Minister Teresa May.

It’s believed if she can help Teresa May get her Brexit deal over the line, both the Conservative party and the British public will forget she f**ked up.

We asked an experienced scaffolder from north London what he thought, he said; “I think it’s absolute bollocks mate. She goes over there cutting people’s heads off. It’s a joke. F**k’em, f**k the lot of them.

Inside sources have confirmed a Cobra will be held to discuss what size house and benefits Shamima should receive once the UK eventually loses its backbone and lets her back in.

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