Teresa May books a table at a top London Nightclub

Partygoers at the prestigious London nightclub were shocked when Teresa May and her cabinet ministers reserved a table at Chinawhites.

Z-list celebrities including the cast of Made in Chelsea joined them in what was a night to remember. They partied hard through into the early morning hours. One member of the public said, “May got so wasted, it was almost like she had a South African accent.”

A barmaid who cannot be named heard them talking about Brexit, Jeremy Corbyn, Nigel Farage and Rocky IV.

We know it has been a long time since the British Prime Mister let her hair down in front of her backbenchers. Let’s hope it continues.

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