A British born Scientist named Dr Shakin Stevens at the University of Fashion has revealed evidence that men who wear tight jeans regularly are more likely to develop a high pitched voice before the age of 40.
A spokesman for the university said; “When the testicles are held in a tight position for too long, it can have a permanent effect on how men communicate with each other”.
It comes as a stark warning to men amid fears “Zara Man” will launch tighter Jeans as part of their Spring/Summer 2019 collection. Men aged between 18-30 will suffer the greatest, with young wannabe geezers choosing tight denim over more comfortable slacks.
We spoke to a bloke in the street who’s been wearing tight jeans for the past 18 months; he said, “It’s rubbish I’m telling you mate. Men need tight jeans when visiting the local pub, and it’s a sign of strength – no one messes with another bloke wearing skin-tight jeans.”
A newsletter is currently being prepared by the UK government to notify tight jean extremists surrounding the risks associated with wearing clothes that are too small.
