The UK has large shiny tanks and ammo ready to roll into Merkel’s Deutschland once we officially retreat from the European Union.
Immigration policies were top of the agenda at a meeting in Brighton today, with politicians uniting, pointing the blame at Germany for the terrible state Britain has now become.
One spokesman said, “Our country is full of social unrest and lack of integration because of naff EU laws, predominately enforced here in the UK by the Germans. Now it’s payback time.”
A bloke in London said. “I’ll probably visit Germany for this years up and coming Oktoberfest, get right on it, and stay there until it kicks off. That way I’m fully prepared behind enemy lines.”
A newsletter is currently being prepared to notify Christians, Muslims and Islamic extremists to start training and fight for the county.
