If you’re getting ready to go out this evening, you’re going to look stunning according to a group of drunken lads.
Ultra orange fake tan and black eyebrow pen was voted the necessary cosmetics to look sophisticated in the UK today. With more women drawing slugs just above the eye, it’s no wonder our women scrub up well.
One man said, “If she has a couple of slugs sitting just above her eyes, and pouts directly at me, and I’ve had 10 pints, I go weak at the knees.”
London News salutes all the girls who look like clowns.
