It has today emerged from The Sun website that a Hulk Hogan wannabe guardsman shoved a tourist from behind after she stood in his way.
The woman, obviously distraught is now thought to be claiming third-party compensation for whiplash.
One onlooker said, “I heard the guard phone through for reinforcements, so we all cleared off before it kicked off.”
The queen said in a pre-recorded televised statement to an insurance company. “Anyone who thinks my army is a push-over, well, they’ll be met with fire and fury. We are bringing back the British Empire, and this woman is the first to go; off with her head.”
Insurance fraud investigations are happening see if all this is complete bullshit.
