She missed the last-minute train to work for extra Sunbed Session

White women are frequently using sunbeds as a last minute tanning solution before going on holiday.

JP banking receptionist Emma Watson (who does nothing all day) walked back down the platform stairs at Victoria Station early Monday morning in a bid to top up her tan. It’s just one of many women who are desperate to look good when they visit the beach for the first time.

A spokeswoman for the shop, Come Tan With Me, located outside the train station said, “Many women live in fear that they’ll go on holiday looking like a milk bottle.”

A guy living in Turkey who looks at women all day on the beach said, “I don’t care, just bring them all to me.”

The UK government has opened up a temporary call centre to help anyone suffering from tanning stress.

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