Megan Hates the Weather – Black Clouds Split the Royal Family!
White clouds in the UK are shocked and stunned that Prince Harry is being whisked away by black thunderous UK
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Shamima Begum Will Fly to Brussels to Get UK Better Brexit Deal
The ISIS bride who named her baby after an ‘Islamic warlord’ is now planning her trip to Brussels to meet with UK Prime
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Parents thank surgeon with chocolate for impressive work on daughter
A top surgeon has been thanked with a large bar of Cadbury’s Dairy Milk after their beautiful young daughter walked
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Lineker & Shearer poised to take over I’m a Celebrity
It’s reported because of Alan Shearer’s Newcastle connections, that the BBC football duo may switch to ITV and present, I’m
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Windsor guard gives Windsor tourist a right battering
It has today emerged from The Sun website that a Hulk Hogan wannabe guardsman shoved a tourist from behind after
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Trump style UK border closure as heatwave continues
The UK government (excluding Scotland and Nicola Sturgeon) is drafting plans to stop anyone from coming into the country. A
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She missed the last-minute train to work for extra Sunbed Session
White women are frequently using sunbeds as a last minute tanning solution before going on holiday. JP banking receptionist Emma
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Tottenham Hotspur fans get Hammered by West Ham as England fail to win the World Cup
Both Harry Kane and Kieran Dier have refused to attend pre-season training amid fears West Ham fans will heavily abuse
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Tommy Robinson to get Knighthood for services to English Defence League
Facebook users across the country are preparing to sign a petition to honour and knight the far-right activist who co-founded
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Teresa May books a table at a top London Nightclub
Partygoers at the prestigious London nightclub were shocked when Teresa May and her cabinet ministers reserved a table at Chinawhites.
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