Teachers labeled LAZY as classroom grades plummet
Teachers at a top comprehensive school in the north of England have been labelled lazy and pathetic by angry parents.
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Serial Tinder man gets major thumb cramp on a hot date
The hugely successful dating app, Tinder, is causing controversy over its ability to send shooting pains and cramp through into
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School dinner lady becomes school SEX education teacher overnight
Austerity measures in the UK have forced one school to use its experienced dinner lady as a lead sex classroom
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Premier league club buys player with Bitcoin
The cryptocurrency world will be celebrating using a trumpet tonight after a top premier league club negotiated terms using Bitcoin.
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Paul Pogba asks to keep World Cup trophy in his bedroom
Congratulations to France and all the teams who participated at this year’s football World Cup tournament. Now the English premier
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My cocaine addiction is actually protein powder
The supply of cocaine in the capital is falling, with dealers now looking for alternative powders to make money. London
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John Stones wanted in connection with Bus Stop damage
Police want to identify a man in connection with damage to two bus shelters. They think it could be the
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How to make sure no one sits next to you on the train
London News spoke to experienced train commuters to find out how they ensure the seat next to them is always
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Englishman Sting gets Stung by a giant WASP in New York
It’s been reported by a busy bee that the singer Sting was yesterday attacked by a wasp carrying large amounts
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Drones being used to spy on naked women
The Home Office has reported that more high tech drones are being used up and down the country to spy
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